something that's witty here

I’m on my iPod so I can’t go in your ask but I hope you enjoy your day :)

kaitlikescereal:

kccasey:

winchesterlicious:

mishacollinsthighs:

winchesterporn:

mypatronusisyou:

people can talk shit about America all they want but at the end of the day we have Ellen DeGeneres.

I see your Ellen Degeneres

and I raise you Stephen Fry

I see your Stephen Fry and raise you one Misha Collins

I SEE YOUR MISHA COLLINS

AND RAISE YOU ONE KEANU REEVES

I SEE YOUR KEANU REEVES. AND RAISE YOU MORGAN FREEMAN.

(via chynaroze)

wtfced:

brokage:

hittin da pussy from da back

they breedin monkey cats

we avatar now

(via malkamaniaa)

scottfartsmell:

remember than time bryz was trying to set harry z up on a date with his dog and it was recorded and put on television for everyone to see 

geniusbutafreak:

talesofthewormstache:

• I think everybody should have their very own little button for when they are sad
• And when they press it
• A balloon should come down from the sky
• With a basket of kittens and fluffy fanfiction of their OTP
• And then they won’t be sad anymore

(via malkamaniaa)

nashhty:

i’m gonna be the worst parent ever because of my inability to kill spiders 

(via malkamaniaa)

vitaeamore:

There’s weird, and then there’s Ilya Bryzgalov

Have you ever watched your friends from afar and realized they seem happier without you.

(via quorra--)

(via siranzethofkopitrar)

• Question: 5, 11, 20 :) - crystal-consciousness
• Answer:

  5. have you ever broken a bone?
  

  not yet. hopefully not ever. :|

  11. do you believe in ghosts/spirits?
  

  i do. i’ve had too many odd occurrences to not believe, honestly.

  20. have you ever told a joke no one laughed at?
  

  yes. because i tell the worst jokes. i’m more of “i do crazy shit and you laugh when i fail” kind of person haha

• 1: What are you wearing?
• 2: Ever been in love?
• 3: Ever had a terrible breakup?
• 4: How tall are you?
• 5: How much do you weigh?
• 6: Any tattoos do you want?
• 7: Any piercings that you want?
• 8: OTP?
• 9: Favorite Show?
• 10: Favorite bands?
• 11: Something you miss?
• 12: Favorite song?
• 13: How old are you?
• 14: Zodiac sign?
• 15: Hair Color?
• 16: Favorite Quote?
• 17: Favorite singer?
• 18: Favorite color?
• 19: Loud music or soft?
• 20: Where do you go when you're sad?
• 21: How long does it take you to shower?
• 22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
• 23: Ever been in a physical fight?
• 24: Turn on?
• 25: Turn off?
• 26: The reason I joined Tumblr?
• 27: Fears?
• 28: Last thing that made you cry?
• 29: Last time you cried?
• 30: Meaning behind your url
• 31: Last book you read?
• 32: Last song you listened to?
• 33: Last show you watched?
• 34: Last person you talked to?
• 35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
• 36: Favorite food?
• 37: Place you want to visit?
• 38: Last place you were?
• 39: Do you have a crush?
• 40: Last time you kissed someone?
• 41: Last time you were insulted and what was it?
• 42: What color underwear are you wearing?
• 43: What colo shirt are you wearing?
• 44: What color bottoms are you wearing?
• 45: Wearing any bracelets?
• 46: Last sport you played?
• 47: Last song you sang?
• 48: Last prank call you remember doing?
• 49: Last time you hung out with anyone?
• 50: Favorite movie?

• ACTION:
• 1. have you ever gotten into a physical fight?
• 2. have you ever tried to escape from home?
• 3. have you ever saved anyone's life?
• 4. have you ever been in a car accident?
• 5. have you ever broken a bone?
• ROMANCE:
• 6. do you hope to get married?
• 7. do you plan on having kids?
• 8. do you like anyone right now?
• 9. have you ever cried over someone you liked before?
• 10. hugs or kisses?
• HORROR:
• 11. do you believe in ghosts/spirits?
• 12. have you ever had a "paranormal" experience?
• 13. what's your biggest fear?
• 14. are you scared of the dark?
• 15. how often do you have nightmares?
• COMEDY:
• 16. have you ever laughed so hard your chest started to hurt?
• 17. when was the last time you laughed to the point of tears, and what happened to cause it?
• 18. is it easy to make you laugh?
• 19. what's something you find funny that most people don't think is funny?
• 20. have you ever told a joke no one laughed at?

crystal-consciousness:

jeffreycahtah:

jawnnydepp:

wow the guy who fixes my computer is a flyers fan thanks for changing my background again you dickface i hope you choke on your next meal

omfg

OMFG

(via dirtydaryldixon)

danyheatley:

Only One - Yellowcard

Broken this fragile thing now
And I can’t, I can’t pick up the pieces
And I’ve thrown my words all around
But I can’t, I can’t give you a reason
I feel so broken up (so broken up)
And I give up (I give up)
I just want to tell you so you know

Here I go, scream my lungs out and try to get to you
You are my only one
I let go, but there’s just no one who gets me like you do
You are my only, my only one

crystal-consciousness:

tehbustercheese:

Lol. #Philly #Philadelphia #cheesesteaks #wit #wiz #rocky #gayborhood #gangs #wawa (Taken with instagram)

lol omg my life

(via chynaroze)